Where do you fall on the boytoy-trophy husband scale?
let’s start off easy: what’s your favourite household chore?
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washing dishes
cleaning
cleaning in a maid outfit
cooking dinner
i don’t do chores
you run out of milk and need to get more. what kind is your go-to?
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dairy
oat
nut
prostate
strawberry
im lack toes in toddler ant 🙁
a vampire knocks on your door around midnight and you invite him in, what happens next?
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i offer him some wine
i start screaming and moaning and
we discuss the cultural impact of 1994 cult classic Interview With The Vampire
i let him bite my neck
i start biting his neck
which ear, when wearing an earring, is the gay ear?
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left
right
both. i contain multitudes
neither????? fucking freak